The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Non inultus premor
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Kingdom of Mizialand is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 8.824 billion Mizias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,397 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mizialand is ranked 2nd in Maredoratica and 1,645th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 535.566 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, all guns must be registered.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, concussed Elephantball players cannot remember their lineup position.

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