Most Efficient Economies: 86th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,268th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,332nd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Non inultus premor
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Kingdom of Mizialand is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 10.585 billion Mizias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,190 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Sophie Vincent's bedroom, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mizialand is ranked 2,111th in the world and 2nd in Maredoratica for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,056.12 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 86thLowest Crime Rates: 1,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,332ndLargest Governments: 1,377thMost Developed: 1,427thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,614thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,661stHealthiest Citizens: 1,711thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,111thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,365thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,716thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,741stMost Pacifist: 2,817thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,228thBest Weather: 3,675thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,735thSmartest Citizens: 4,122ndSafest: 4,163rdHighest Economic Output: 4,286thNicest Citizens: 5,113thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,673rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,762ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,800thHighest Average Incomes: 5,935thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,243rdMost Cultured: 6,291stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,299thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,970thMost Devout: 8,859thTop
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Largest Populations: 10,001stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,379thMost Inclusive: 12,949th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Sophie Vincent's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.

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