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The Kingdom of Mizialand

“Non inultus premor”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Kingdom of Mizialand is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an iron fist, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, cynical population of 6.37 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, people caught mistreating Mizialand's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Euro.

Mizialand is ranked 364th in Europe and 116,794th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -645 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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