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The Kingdom of Mizialand

“Non inultus premor”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Maredoratica

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The Kingdom of Mizialand is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.998 billion Mizias are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Mizialand, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Euro.

Mizialand is ranked 50th in Maredoratica and 109,050th in the world for Most Average, scoring -361 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Mizialand published "Economy (Contd...)" (Factbook: Economy).
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mizialand, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mizialand, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mizialand, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mizialand, Max Barry is this year's Miss Mizialand.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mizialand, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Mizialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mizialand, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mizialand, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mizialand, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.

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