The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Non inultus premor
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Kingdom of Mizialand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.96 billion Mizias are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,547 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, and Mizialand is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mizialand is ranked 1st in Maredoratica and 1,514th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,822.192 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, Mizialand is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, protest songs are the nation's de facto anthems.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.

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