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Rudest Citizens: 1,609th Highest Crime Rates: 2,133rd Most Armed: 2,284th
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The Ruminant Conspirator of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 'Seven Bridges Road' by the Eagles with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.11 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,369 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,932 per year while the poor average 2,934, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 4,592nd in the world and 11th in The Local Cluster for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 12,065.57 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,609thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,133rdMost Armed: 2,284thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,307thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,527thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,682ndFattest Citizens: 2,818thLargest Retail Industry: 3,333rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,382ndMost Avoided: 3,695thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,886thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,945thMost Pro-Market: 4,328thLargest Mining Sector: 4,592ndHighest Drug Use: 4,892ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,533rdTop
Largest Populations: 9,773rdHighest Economic Output: 10,059thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,408thMost Extreme: 11,414thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,118thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,188thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,416thMost Stationary: 13,689thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,226thMost Influential: 16,508thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,431st
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the region

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