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Rudest Citizens: 1,662nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,955th Most Pro-Market: 1,987th
The Ol' Red Ram of
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Even my shadow has lost interest in chasing me.
'The Svlphvry Void' by Rave the Reqviem
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Procurator
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Ol' Red Ram of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 'The Svlphvry Void' by Rave the Reqviem with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.906 billion infernal caprids live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The infernally caprine economy, worth 874 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 80,179 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 737,323 per year while the poor average 897, a ratio of 821 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, 'The Svlphvry Void' by Rave the Reqviem has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and robosexual marriages are increasingly common. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 15,118th in the world and 20th in The Local Cluster for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,864.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,662ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,955thMost Pro-Market: 1,987thHighest Crime Rates: 2,803rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,008thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,023rdFattest Citizens: 3,062ndMost Armed: 3,319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,467thMost Avoided: 4,205thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,418thMost Extreme: 4,820thLargest Mining Sector: 5,004thLargest Retail Industry: 5,173rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,733rdTop
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Largest Populations: 9,948thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,123rdHighest Economic Output: 12,279thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,770thMost Stationary: 14,422ndLargest Gambling Industry: 15,118th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyrusia, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrusia, 'The Svlphvry Void' by Rave the Reqviem has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Kyrusia changed its national animal to "diabolic ibex".
  • : Kyrusia changed its national animal to "diabolic antelope".
  • : Kyrusia changed its national animal to "Overgoat", its capital to "Pandæmonium", its currency to "Faustian bargain", its demonym to "infernal caprid", and its demonym adjective to "infernally caprine".
  • : Kyrusia changed its national nation type to "Ol' Red Ram".
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.

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