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The Syringa of Kyrusia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Afterman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.522 billion Kyrusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apity Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but inefficient Kyrusian economy, worth 552 trillion feathers a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 64,774 feathers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,026 per year while the poor average 322, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the syringa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 4th in The Local Cluster and 3,838th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 15 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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