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Rudest Citizens: 1,528th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,972nd Most Pro-Market: 2,017th
The Kyruption of
I want you to kiss me like a stranger once again.
'Kiss Me' by Tom Waits
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The Kyruption of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 'Kiss Me' by Tom Waits with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.703 billion Kyrusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apity Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The Kyrusian economy, worth 844 trillion feathers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 78,918 feathers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 725,728 per year while the poor average 883, a ratio of 821 to 1.

Citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the Bjondax whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 161,270th in the world and 146th in The Local Cluster for Longest Average Lifespans, with 28.47 Years.

Rudest Citizens: 1,528thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,972ndMost Pro-Market: 2,017thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,633rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,812thFattest Citizens: 3,060thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,065thMost Armed: 3,255thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,537thMost Avoided: 4,212thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,451stMost Extreme: 4,660thLargest Mining Sector: 4,985thLargest Retail Industry: 5,199thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,606thTop
Largest Populations: 9,985thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,284thHighest Economic Output: 12,498thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,656thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,520thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,547thMost Stationary: 14,737thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,054th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the region

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