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Rudest Citizens: 1,520th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,853rd Most Pro-Market: 1,892nd
The Kyruption of
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The Kyruption of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 'Kiss Me' by Tom Waits with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.565 billion Kyrusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apity Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The Kyrusian economy, worth 833 trillion feathers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 78,918 feathers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 725,728 per year while the poor average 883, a ratio of 821 to 1.

Citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the Bjondax whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 66,248th in the world and 101st in The Local Cluster for Smartest Citizens, with 32.98 Quips Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 1,520thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,853rdMost Pro-Market: 1,892ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,468thHighest Crime Rates: 2,861stFattest Citizens: 3,032ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,092ndMost Armed: 3,331stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,563rdMost Avoided: 4,166thMost Extreme: 4,243rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,415thLargest Mining Sector: 4,952ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,134thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,741stTop
Largest Populations: 10,166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,293rdHighest Economic Output: 12,617thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,100thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,131stLargest Gambling Industry: 14,512thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,830th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the region

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