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Rudest Citizens: 1,846th Highest Crime Rates: 2,179th Most Armed: 2,325th
The Most Malevolent Caprine Authority of
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'Exhale' by Rave the Reqviem
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The Most Malevolent Caprine Authority of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 'Exhale' by Rave the Reqviem with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.504 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,369 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,932 per year while the poor average 2,934, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 176,658th in the world and 130th in The Local Cluster for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -20.25 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 1,846thHighest Crime Rates: 2,179thMost Armed: 2,325thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,376thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,484thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,685thFattest Citizens: 2,873rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,523rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,584thMost Avoided: 3,831stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,954thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,108thMost Pro-Market: 4,555thLargest Mining Sector: 4,686thHighest Drug Use: 6,265thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,195thLargest Populations: 9,579thHighest Economic Output: 9,967thMost Extreme: 11,207thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,453rdLargest Gambling Industry: 12,659thMost Stationary: 12,794thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,989thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,687thMost Influential: 16,159thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,223rd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the region

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