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Rudest Citizens: 1,676th Highest Crime Rates: 2,152nd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,267th
The Possibly Zombified Caprid of
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'Exhale' by Rave the Reqviem
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The Possibly Zombified Caprid of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 'Exhale' by Rave the Reqviem with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.277 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,369 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,932 per year while the poor average 2,934, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 12,566th in the world and 15th in The Local Cluster for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.41 Workforce Participation Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 1,676thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,152ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,267thMost Armed: 2,305thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,401stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,683rdFattest Citizens: 2,845thLargest Retail Industry: 3,436thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,455thMost Avoided: 3,763rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,901stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,028thMost Pro-Market: 4,151stLargest Mining Sector: 4,674thHighest Drug Use: 5,447thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,634thTop
Largest Populations: 9,729thHighest Economic Output: 9,999thMost Extreme: 11,102ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,220thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,218thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,566thMost Stationary: 13,248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,333rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,836thMost Influential: 16,340th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the region

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