Roleplay Mentor
The Syringa of
Compulsory Consumerist State
If you really loved me, you would've endured my world.
The Writing Writer
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Syringa of Kyrusia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Writing Writer with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.808 billion Kyrusians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apity Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Kyrusian economy, worth 542 trillion feathers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,466 feathers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 455,618 per year while the poor average 4,147, a ratio of 109 to 1.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the syringa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 77th in The Local Cluster and 138,784th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -9.36 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyrusia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 18 hours ago: Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • 18 hours ago: Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • 19 hours ago: Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyrusia, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyrusia, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyrusia, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyrusia, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.

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