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The Mint Jacket Officer of Kyrusia

“Igne Natura Renovatur Integra”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Local Cluster

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The Mint Jacket Officer of Kyrusia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.433 billion Kyrusians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the nearest ashtray. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The very strong Kyrusian economy, worth 437 trillion consistently misunderstood humors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,805 consistently misunderstood humors, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 570,153 per year while the poor average 292, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Kyrusia's pristine beaches, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Kyrusia with a very polite populace, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the particularly nihilistic mallard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kyrusia is ranked 30th in The Local Cluster and 49,332nd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.402 Stalins.

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