The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Be liberal
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Commonwealth of ITI L Liberal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ms Liberal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.181 billion ITI L Liberalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equality. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant ITI L Liberalian economy, worth 342 trillion rupees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,162 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ITI L Liberal's national animal is the lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

ITI L Liberal is ranked 2nd in Ideology Testing Inc and 157th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring 830 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ITI L Liberal was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in ITI L Liberal, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI L Liberal, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI L Liberal, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI L Liberal, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI L Liberal, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI L Liberal, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI L Liberal, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Following new legislation in ITI L Liberal, ITI L Liberal's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI L Liberal, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.

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