The State of Grand McFadden is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 40.143 billion Grand McFaddenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Heights. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The thriving Grand McFaddenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,056 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the nation's favourite colour is green (Grand McFadden has found 2 easter eggs), administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Grand McFadden has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand McFadden's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grand McFadden is ranked 38,269^th in the world and 12^th in 0000 for Safest, scoring 106.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.