The Royal Federation of Geisenfried is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Alexander IV with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 41.357 billion Geisens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königseifert. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Geisen economy, worth a remarkable 5,263 trillion geldenmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,266 geldenmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, conspiracy theorists allege Königseifert's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is totally unknown. Geisenfried's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Geisenfried is ranked 64,435^th in the world and 17^th in Arrosia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.96 law-abiding acts per hour.