The Modern Aristocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
as if you could afford a visa.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Modern Aristocracy of Eiffel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Society Council with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.903 billion Eiffelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raxus. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eiffelian economy, worth 689 trillion Society Notes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,869 Society Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, Eiffel's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', and mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eiffel's national animal is the Volus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Siari.

Eiffel is ranked 435th in Albion and 121,788th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -133 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 10 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eiffel, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eiffel, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eiffel, Eiffel's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eiffel, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eiffel, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • 6 days ago: Eiffel was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Eiffel, the Volus is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Eiffel, 90% of active duty EAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Eiffel, prudishness is on the way out.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Eiffel, most academic research has ground to a halt.

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