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The United Kingdom of BrownLands

“Be Strong, Be Noticed, Be Respected”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Orias


The United Kingdom of BrownLands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Brown with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.99 billion BrownLandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brunlyn. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, and renewable energy projects have ground to a halt. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrownLands's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pound.

BrownLands is ranked 4th in Orias and 14,976th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 18 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 10 days ago: BrownLands fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 15 days ago: BrownLands fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 17 days ago: BrownLands relocated from Lazarus to Orias.
  • 17 days ago: BrownLands was refounded in Lazarus.
  • 149 days ago: BrownLands ceased to exist.
  • 166 days ago: BrownLands's influence in Orias fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • 167 days ago: BrownLands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 168 days ago: BrownLands's influence in Orias rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • 171 days ago: BrownLands was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 185 days ago: BrownLands fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.


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