The United Kingdom of
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The United Kingdom of BrownLands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Brown with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.059 billion BrownLandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brunlyn. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming BrownLandsian economy, worth 434 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 106,972 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, and renewable energy projects have ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrownLands's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BrownLands was refounded in Osiris.
  • : BrownLands ceased to exist.
  • : BrownLands fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : BrownLands fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • : BrownLands relocated from Lazarus to Orias.
  • : BrownLands was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : BrownLands ceased to exist.
  • : BrownLands's influence in Orias fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : BrownLands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : BrownLands's influence in Orias rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".


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