The United Kingdoms of Brian Boruma is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Brian Boru with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 40.743 billion Borumen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boru Castle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The very strong Brian Boruman economy, worth a remarkable 3,051 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,887 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The leaders of Brian Boruma are given the nod by their predecessors, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The Scandalian Alliance, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brian Boruma's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Brian Boruma is ranked 220,735^th in the world and 16^th in The Scandalian Alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 6.84 average smiles per day.