Largest Populations: 1,830th Most Primitive: 2,193rd Most Pro-Market: 3,352nd
The United Kingdoms of
Corporate Police State
I am the King! I am the King!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The United Kingdoms of Brian Boruma is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Brian Boru with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 23.71 billion Brian Borumen are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boru. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.6%.

The strong Brian Boruman economy, worth a remarkable 1,621 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 68,380 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,799 per year while the poor average 9,100, a ratio of 34.4 to 1.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, conspiracy theorists allege Boru's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Brian Boruma's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Brian Boruma is ranked 133,015th in the world and 19th in Free States of Gaia for Smartest Citizens, with 11.13 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 1,830thMost Primitive: 2,193rdMost Pro-Market: 3,352ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,717thHighest Economic Output: 5,461stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,689thMost Devout: 6,580thLargest Mining Sector: 6,604thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,472ndTop
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Safest: 9,438thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,543rdMost Cultured: 13,161stLowest Crime Rates: 14,739th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the region

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  • : Brian Boruma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Brian Boruma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Brian Boruma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Brian Boruma was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Brian Boruma changed its national capital to "Boru".
  • : Following new legislation in Brian Boruma, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Brian Boruma, conspiracy theorists allege Boru's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Brian Boruma, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Brian Boruma, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Brian Boruma was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".

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