Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,227th Largest Populations: 1,296th Most Rebellious Youth: 10,636th
The Disputed Territories of
Left-Leaning College State
A-wop-bop-a-lula-a-wop-bam-boom.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Disputed Territories of Bottle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 25.727 billion Bottleans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Industry and Healthcare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.1%.

The large but stagnant Bottlean economy, worth 139 trillion blood of the enemies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 5,419 blood of the enemies, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bottle's national animal is the pink flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bottle is ranked 121,336th in the world and 3,371st in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 181.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,227thLargest Populations: 1,296thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,636thNicest Citizens: 10,851stSmartest Citizens: 12,324thNudest: 12,876thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,784th
Top
1%
Largest Populations: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 403rd in the regionNudest: 435th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 436th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bottle's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Bottle's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Bottle's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Bottle's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Bottle's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Bottle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Nicest Citizens, and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Bottle was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Bottle ceased to exist.
  • : Bottle fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Bottle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

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