Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,212th Largest Populations: 1,310th Most Rebellious Youth: 10,560th
The Disputed Territories of
Left-Leaning College State
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Disputed Territories of Bottle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 25.538 billion Bottleans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Industry and Healthcare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.1%.

The large but stagnant Bottlean economy, worth 138 trillion blood of the enemies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 5,419 blood of the enemies, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bottle's national animal is the pink flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bottle is ranked 168,349th in the world and 4,344th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 5,419.64 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,212thLargest Populations: 1,310thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,560thNicest Citizens: 10,898thNudest: 11,936thSmartest Citizens: 12,174thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,539th
Largest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 39th in the regionTop
Nudest: 373rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 392nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 434th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bottle's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Bottle's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Bottle's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Bottle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Nicest Citizens, and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Bottle was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Bottle ceased to exist.
  • : Bottle fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Bottle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Bottle fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Bottle was refounded in Osiris.


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