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The Disputed Territories of Bottle

“A-wop-bop-a-lula-a-wop-bam-boom.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Disputed Territories of Bottle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 24.354 billion Bottleans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Commerce and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Bottle's national animal is the pink flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the blood of the enemy.

Bottle is ranked 355th in Balder and 10,890th in the world for Nudest, with 216 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Bottle fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 6 days ago: Bottle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 59 days ago: Bottle was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 83 days ago: Bottle was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 109 days ago: Bottle was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 111 days ago: Bottle altered its national flag.
  • 111 days ago: Bottle was refounded in Balder.
  • 232 days ago: Bottle ceased to exist.
  • 238 days ago: Bottle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 308 days ago: Bottle was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.

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