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The Empire of Banjamos

“Porro in Lux Lucis”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Bohemian Grove

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The Empire of Banjamos is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Crimson Empress with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.574 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Angeles. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

A large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, financial crimes carry severe sentences, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, and expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banjamos's national animal is the Lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Banjamo Dollar.

Banjamos is ranked 1st in Bohemian Grove and 114,966th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Banjamos, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Banjamos, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Banjamos, financial crimes carry severe sentences.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Banjamos, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Banjamos, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 40 days ago: Banjamos was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 90 days ago: Banjamos's influence in Bohemian Grove rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • 118 days ago: Banjamos's influence in Bohemian Grove fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • 153 days ago: Banjamos's influence in Bohemian Grove rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • 178 days ago: Banjamos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).

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