Most Pacifist: 599th Most Compassionate Citizens: 758th Nicest Citizens: 797th
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Left-wing Utopia
More than the sum of what we consume
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
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The Democracy of Arohania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.44 billion Arohanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish Arohanian economy, worth 232 trillion Brain Meatss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 52,400 Brain Meatss, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arohania City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arohania's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arohania is ranked 1,995th in the world and 2nd in The Red and Black for Smartest Citizens, with 139.43 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Pacifist: 599thMost Compassionate Citizens: 758thNicest Citizens: 797thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,020thMost Cultured: 1,151stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,272ndTop
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Safest: 1,527thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,704thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,860thSmartest Citizens: 1,995thLargest Governments: 2,377thMost Inclusive: 2,754thBest Weather: 3,725thLowest Crime Rates: 5,523rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,281stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,662ndMost Politically Free: 9,870thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,239thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,238thMost Extreme: 13,837th
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, Arohania City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Arohania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.

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