Most Pacifist: 588th Most Compassionate Citizens: 732nd Nicest Citizens: 752nd
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Left-wing Utopia
More than the sum of what we consume
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Hermit
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Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Democracy of Arohania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.963 billion Arohanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The large but sluggish Arohanian economy, worth 316 trillion Brain Meatss a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,821 Brain Meatss, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and abortions are routinely performed in Arohania's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arohania's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arohania is ranked 164,010th in the world and 1st in Aroha Mai for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.09 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
1%
Most Pacifist: 588thMost Compassionate Citizens: 732ndNicest Citizens: 752ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 934thMost Cultured: 1,073rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,221stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,345thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,382ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,383rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,402ndSafest: 1,414thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,597thHealthiest Citizens: 1,645thTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 1,830thLargest Governments: 2,240thMost Inclusive: 2,349thBest Weather: 2,669thLowest Crime Rates: 5,277thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,874thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,058thMost Secular: 7,390thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,766thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,933rdTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,554thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,093rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,135th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, abortions are routinely performed in Arohania's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Arohania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Welfare Programs, and Most Extensive Civil Rights and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, Arohania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Arohania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.

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