Most Pacifist: 589th Most Compassionate Citizens: 643rd Nicest Citizens: 671st
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The Democracy of Arohania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.359 billion Arohanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The large but stagnant Arohanian economy, worth 189 trillion Brain Meatss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 35,357 Brain Meatss, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the government is giving peace a chance, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arohania's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arohania is ranked 37,533rd in the world and 1st in Aroha Mai for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,102.42 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 589thMost Compassionate Citizens: 643rdNicest Citizens: 671stLeast Corrupt Governments: 810thMost Cultured: 934thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 994thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,266thSafest: 1,403rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,442ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,452ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,468thHealthiest Citizens: 1,493rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,509thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,607thSmartest Citizens: 1,698thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,908thLargest Governments: 2,663rdBest Weather: 2,890thLowest Crime Rates: 6,015thMost Politically Free: 6,926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,595thMost Extreme: 8,127thMost Secular: 8,395thTop
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Nudest: 9,883rdMost Income Equality: 10,060thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,691st

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  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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