Most Pacifist: 658th Most Compassionate Citizens: 794th Nicest Citizens: 848th
The Democracy of
Left-wing Utopia
More than the sum of what we consume
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Democracy of Arohania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.225 billion Arohanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The large but sluggish Arohanian economy, worth 239 trillion Brain Meatss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 56,681 Brain Meatss, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and the Arohanian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arohania's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arohania is ranked 1,837th in the world and 35th in The Red and Black for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.04 Years.

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Most Pacifist: 658thMost Compassionate Citizens: 794thNicest Citizens: 848thMost Cultured: 1,139thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,139thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,188thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,316thSafest: 1,626thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,777thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,837thHealthiest Citizens: 1,945thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,065thSmartest Citizens: 2,201stLargest Governments: 2,398thMost Inclusive: 2,516thBest Weather: 4,764thLowest Crime Rates: 5,987thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,679thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,981stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,657thNudest: 16,992ndMost Secular: 17,657thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,848thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,102nd
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Most Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 55th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the Arohanian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the government pours millions of Brain Meatss into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, artists are pillars of society.

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