The Empire of Thiothard is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.56 billion Thiothardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The Thiothardian economy, worth 109 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,926 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ravers are having trouble getting used to blackcurrant squash instead of vodka, cars are banned, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thiothard's national animal is the eagle.

Thiothard is ranked 248,588^th in the world and 13^th in Zecrarth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.43 law-abiding acts per hour.