Population | 22.987 billion |
Capital | Aelholt |
Leader | Septenary |
Currency | Shade |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Herrscher der Vernunft of Severisen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Septenary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.987 billion Sevvies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aelholt. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient sevish economy, worth a remarkable 2,129 trillion Shades a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,651 Shades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
High school bands practice by moonlight, the sevish football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Severisen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Severisen is ranked 21,490th in the world and 297th in the Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,878.94 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Severisen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Severisen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Severisen's influence in The Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Severisen altered its national flag.
- : Severisen relocated from Balder to The Pacific.
- : Severisen was refounded in Balder.
- : Severisen ceased to exist in The Pacific.
- : Severisen's influence in The Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Severisen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Severisen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.