Population | 12.035 billion |
Capital | Quinolapif |
Leader | Chief Executor Octavius Del Monte |
Faith | Neoconism |
Currency | Pence |
Animal | Boar |
The Trade Federation of Lastovipol is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Executor Octavius Del Monte with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.035 billion Lastovipolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quinolapif. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Lastovipolian economy, worth a remarkable 5,127 trillion Pence a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 426,064 Pence, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.
Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime is totally unknown. Lastovipol's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neoconism.
Lastovipol is ranked 3,771st in the world and 3rd in Lair of the Dragon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,301.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
- : Lastovipol voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Lastovipol voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Lastovipol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic.
- : Lastovipol's influence in Lair of the Dragon rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » New Brimbor, Whovians, and Ordovick.