The Republic of Kroatija is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 543 million Kroatijans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Kroatijan economy, worth 36.4 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,124 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kroatija's national animal is the European Pine Marten.

Kroatija is ranked 271,075^th in the world and 33^rd in Eternavis for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.