The Kingdom of Kathmandue is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hamilcan Szeb with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 22.532 billion Kathics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravonne. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kathmanduean economy, worth a remarkable 4,022 trillion Orys a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,535 Orys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, there's never enough space in space, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, and Prime Minister Hamilcan Szeb can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime is totally unknown. Kathmandue's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Vayonism.

Kathmandue is ranked 3,123^rd in the world and 5^th in International Northwestern Union for Most Cultured, scoring 214 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.