The Republic of Haici is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 528 million Haicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Haician economy, worth 38.8 trillion Haitian Gourdes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 73,444 Haitian Gourdes, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Haici's national animal is the Hispaniolan Trogon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haici is ranked 208,351^st in the world and 71^st in Guavalande for Safest, scoring 38.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.