The Kingdom of Faradova is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Swag Johnson with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.359 billion Faradovans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karaganda. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Faradovan economy, worth 839 trillion Faradovan Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,959 Faradovan Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, the crispy fried liver of an eagle is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Faradova's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Faradova is ranked 70,272^nd in the world and 401^st in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.