The Free Republic of Aaaaaa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President-In-Acting Sotas Beatinnen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.778 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The all-consuming Aaaaaan economy, worth a remarkable 1,628 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 110,198 Aaaaaan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aaaaaa is ranked 110,067^th in the world and 14^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,191.7 on the Gilded Widget Scale.