The Imperium of Agatep is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Francis Parker Jockey with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.842 billion Agatepians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Ricardo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Agatepian economy, worth a remarkable 3,696 trillion Larcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 418,027 Larcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, the endangered saltwater humpback Camo Green Snake is only seen in captivity programs, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agatep's national animal is the Camo Green Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fourth Theory.

Agatep is ranked 272,868^th in the world and 1,337^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 6.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.