The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.831 billion Wars Foreverians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 18,554 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 582,919 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wars Forever is ranked 285,776^th in the world and 59^th in Wysteria for Safest, scoring 1.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.