The United Kingdom of Valladares is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 33.333 billion Valladars are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Valladar economy, worth a remarkable 6,493 trillion Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,793 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valladares's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Valladares is ranked 293,286^th in the world and 73^rd in Rushmore for Most Armed, with 0.09 weapons per person.