Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics
Population | 9.489 billion |
Capital | Revolutionary City |
Leader | the Communist Party |
Currency | Shilling |
Animal | Goat |
The Socialist State of Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Communist Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 9.489 billion Albandrites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolutionary City. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Union of Albandrite Socialist Republicsian economy, worth 848 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 89,423 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics is ranked 35,313th in the world and 388th in The Communist Bloc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,108.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Bobismh.
- : Following new legislation in Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Influential, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics lost the endorsement of The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 32 » Likhinia, Verdant Groves, Karelianastan, Dacaro, Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Kethania, Arsa, International Anarchist Confederation, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, Brauengen, Pridneprovye, Libisia, Socialist UwU, Anerchi, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, North Goiky, UNIOS, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Namwenia, Perclumsia, and Bobismh.