The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.219 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,598 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietskogo Soyuz's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sovietskogo Soyuz is ranked 5,436^th in the world and 72^nd in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,605.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.