The Republic of South Lyna Hortus is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its digital currency, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 213 million South Lyna Hortusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The South Lyna Hortusian economy, worth 12.1 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,625 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. South Lyna Hortus's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

South Lyna Hortus is ranked 19,267^th in the world and 535^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 114.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.