The Free Land of Phinastopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Celestia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.86 billion Phinastopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Phinastopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,364 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,113 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor. Crime is totally unknown. Phinastopia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Phinastopia is ranked 24,917^th in the world and 755^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 15.9 billion capita.