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Phinastopia's Deck
Phinastopia has 70 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“O brave new world, that has such people in't!”
Editor
WA
7.273 billion Frieden-und Freudenlandians. Infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Opulentia Über Alles”
21.61 billion Corporatist Trusts Incians. Deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!”
5.608 billion playthings. Closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
WA
RARE CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!”
WA
36.5b3,584t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Jump!”
27.81 billion Cheienians. Compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Yes, after all this time, I am still alive”
WA
6.745 billion Einsteintenians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“E Pluribus Unum”
5.82 billion Guard 113ians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
WA
UNCOMMON CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Erin Go Bragh”
16.8b2,172t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Liberal Democratic State”
15.8b469t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“Híven Mindhalálig”
15.679 billion Arnauts. Complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“ARRRRRRR”
29.836 billion Sir HenryMorganians. Complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Ho ho ho”
9.963 billion Naybrans. Daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think.”
6.589 billion Amaradians. Pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Libertarian Police State
“Well THAT didn't work”
8.732 billion Erisianians. Keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Peace and Quiet, Safe and Sound”
8.112 billion Urofeninmohrians. Compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider”
WA
6.414 billion Hogwartsians. Ritual sacrifices, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Patria Omnia Vincit”
WA
3.304 billion Polionans. Pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“أقسى من الحجر”
2.557 billion Muslims. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Democracy is the only truth”
3.266 billion Jorgosians. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
