The Dictatorship of National Kingdom Of Authority is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 189 million National Kingdom Of Authorityians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.7%.

The thriving National Kingdom Of Authorityian economy, worth 11.2 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,000 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,300 per year while the poor average 9,817, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount National Kingdom Of Authority City make great practice for foreign snipers, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", and the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. National Kingdom Of Authority's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

National Kingdom Of Authority is ranked 100,898^th in the world and 2,328^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 227.54 on the Clooney Contribution Index.