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The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts

“Hurt 'em plenty!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Voxia

Overview • PeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.544 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and children as young as eight can be found working in factories. Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Hurtful Thoughts's national animal is the dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the thought.

Hurtful Thoughts is ranked 1st in Voxia and 94,243rd in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hurtful Thoughts, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • 6 days ago: Hurtful Thoughts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Hurtful Thoughts, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Hurtful Thoughts, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in Hurtful Thoughts, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in Hurtful Thoughts, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in Hurtful Thoughts, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • 49 days ago: Hurtful Thoughts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 57 days ago: Following new legislation in Hurtful Thoughts, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 60 days ago: Following new legislation in Hurtful Thoughts, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.

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