The Republic of Geriland is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.035 billion Gerilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 42.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gerilandian economy, worth 119 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,387 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geriland's national animal is the German Shepard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geriland is ranked 51,195^th in the world and 1,488^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,836.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.