The Fauzjhian Birthly Kingdom of Ferlhizlishia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthuria Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.435 billion Ferlhizlishians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birzlhia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ferlhizlishiani economy, worth a remarkable 4,254 trillion Birzlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 372,055 Birzlhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and the World Fauzjhian Birthly Kingdom Games have been won again by Ferlhizlishia as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferlhizlishia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Birthism.

Ferlhizlishia is ranked 360^th in the world and 15^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 198.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.