The Kingdom of Chypas is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 990 million Chypáns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atzura. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chypán economy, worth 63.1 trillion Dólars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,787 Dólars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Chypas in an international press conference, immigrants who don't like the taste of Chypán Turnip Chips are immediately deported, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chypas's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chypas is ranked 207,146^th in the world and 2,306^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 990 million capita.