The Federal Republic of Caandorf is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning Spiny Spinypeed population. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.904 billion Caandorfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 14.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Caandorfian economy, worth 309 trillion loot buckets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,400 loot buckets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and Caandorf has designated Ricubai as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caandorf's national animal is the Spiny Spinypeed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caandorf is ranked 78,875^th in the world and 1,941^st in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 90.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.