The Neutral Republic of Aeruillin is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Vanessa Siliagh with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 42.183 billion Aeruillinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daranis. The average income tax rate is 43.6%.

The powerhouse Aeruillinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,006 trillion Silver Crowns a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,978 Silver Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students cut up leftover Silver Crowns during Arts and Crafts, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and the rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen. Crime is well under control. Aeruillin's national animal is the silvertipped Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Danaism.

Aeruillin is ranked 66,841^st in the world and 1,511^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.