The Kingdom of Wolffoxia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Wulvlox I with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.828 billion Wolffoxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etern. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolffoxian economy, worth 774 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 202,262 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown. Wolffoxia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eternalism.

Wolffoxia is ranked 5,178^th in the world and 205^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,924.85 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.