Population | 28.294 billion |
Capital | Czargorod |
Leader | Tsar Kasimir Sparkos |
Faith | Sparkvernian Tsarism |
Currency | novoruble |
Animal | white hawk |
The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Kasimir Sparkos with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.294 billion Sparkvernians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czargorod. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sparkvernian economy, worth a remarkable 8,825 trillion novorubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 311,922 novorubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', visiting the best Sparkvernian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sparkvernia's national animal is the white hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sparkvernian Tsarism.
Sparkvernia is ranked 3,900th in the world and 26th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Poor Incomes, with 176,049.3 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sparkvernia was endorsed by The Authoritarian Theocracy of Talilon.
- : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Patriotic.
- : Sparkvernia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Sparkvernia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Sparkvernia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Sparkvernia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Sparkvernia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Sparkvernia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 19 » Marthuania, Panthera Order, Tertania, Volpi Apostati, Regna Loreau, Jocospor, Mercanta, ShrewLlamaLand, The Yeetusa, Johill, Non-French, Meridis, Corpala, Hunem, Greater Isperia, Bourgeoiss, Thorstonia, Merconia, and Talilon.