The Federation of Marthuania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marius Kravtsjenko Oktyabrskiy with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 21.792 billion Marthuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pravda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marthuanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,312 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 473,241 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marthuania's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marthuania is ranked 2,426^th in the world and 4^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Safest, scoring 144.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.