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The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia

“For the undying union of man and machine”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Chewlands

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The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tsar Kasimir Sparkos I with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.088 billion Sparkvernians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czargorod. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Tsar Kasimir Sparkos I's name on an hourly basis, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and history classes are mandatory for students. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sparkvernia's national animal is the white hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is Tsarism, and its currency is the ruble.

Sparkvernia is ranked 5th in The Chewlands and 5,197th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, history classes are mandatory for students.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Tsar Kasimir Sparkos I's name on an hourly basis.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 7 days ago: Sparkvernia lost WA Delegate status in The Chewlands.
  • 10 days ago: Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 17 days ago: Sparkvernia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 19 days ago: Sparkvernia fell out of the world Top 1% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 23 days ago: Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.

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