The Imperial Tsardom of
Father Knows Best State
For the undying union of man and machine
Tsar Kasimir Sparkos
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Kasimir Sparkos with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.28 billion Sparkvernians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czargorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sparkvernian economy, worth a remarkable 2,157 trillion novorubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,543 novorubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sparkvernia's national animal is the white hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tsarism.

Sparkvernia is ranked 5th in The Chewlands and 111,635th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -5 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the SBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, Czargorod is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, artists are pillars of society.

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