The Imperial Tsardom of
Father Knows Best State
For the undying union of man and machine
Tsar Kasimir Sparkos
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Kasimir Sparkos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.125 billion Sparkvernians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czargorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Sparkvernian economy, worth a remarkable 2,102 trillion novorubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 230,441 novorubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the nation is proudly the least fertile in The Chewlands, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sparkvernia's national animal is the white hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tsarism.

Sparkvernia is ranked 4th in The Chewlands and 113,631st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -473.504 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Sparkvernia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, euthanasia is legal.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the nation is proudly the least fertile in The Chewlands.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, supermarkets and large corporate farms are a thing of the past.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.

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