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The Imperial Tsardom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the undying union of man and machine
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tsar Kasimir Sparkos I with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.55 billion Sparkvernians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czargorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Sparkvernian economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 224,475 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financials criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sparkvernia's national animal is the white hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tsarism.

Sparkvernia is ranked 1st in The Chewlands and 348th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 11 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, extraordinary tribunals try accused financials criminals.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 14 days ago: Sparkvernia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.

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