Largest Agricultural Sector: 92nd Most Corrupt Governments: 209th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 494th
The Imperial Tsardom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the undying union of man and machine
Tsar Kasimir Sparkos
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Kasimir Sparkos with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.928 billion Sparkvernians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czargorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sparkvernian economy, worth a remarkable 2,869 trillion novorubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 262,595 novorubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 985,100 per year while the poor average 48,919, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Sparkvernian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sparkvernia's national animal is the white hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tsarism.

Sparkvernia is ranked 2,187th in the world and 2nd in The Chewlands for Highest Economic Output, with 2,869 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 92ndMost Corrupt Governments: 209thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 494thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 548thMost Secular: 614thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 746thLargest Insurance Industry: 927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,054thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,162ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,235thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,376thHighest Average Incomes: 1,792ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,987thHighest Economic Output: 2,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,258thLowest Crime Rates: 2,435thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,508thLargest Mining Sector: 2,878thLargest Black Market: 3,277thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,588thMost Influential: 4,323rdSmartest Citizens: 4,741stRudest Citizens: 5,548thMost Cultured: 5,783rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,140thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,417thMost Conservative: 9,004thLargest Populations: 9,486thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,627thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,132ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,386thMost Stationary: 16,711thHighest Drug Use: 16,925thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,782ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,212th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Sparkvernian military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.

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