Largest Agricultural Sector: 77th Most Corrupt Governments: 224th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 416th
The Imperial Tsardom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the undying union of man and machine
Tsar Kasimir Sparkos
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Kasimir Sparkos with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.256 billion Sparkvernians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czargorod. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sparkvernian economy, worth a remarkable 3,372 trillion novorubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 275,204 novorubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Tsar Kasimir Sparkos's most personal functions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sparkvernia's national animal is the white hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tsarism.

Sparkvernia is ranked 177,368th in the world and 3rd in The Chewlands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 1.78 Effective Tax Rate.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 77thMost Corrupt Governments: 224thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 416thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 449thLargest Insurance Industry: 580thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 615thLargest Information Technology Sector: 980thMost Scientifically Advanced: 984thHighest Average Incomes: 1,732ndLargest Black Market: 1,791stTop
5%
Most Secular: 1,844thLowest Crime Rates: 1,890thHighest Economic Output: 1,898thLargest Mining Sector: 2,328thMost Efficient Economies: 2,701stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,730thMost Conservative: 3,036thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,353rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,372ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,478thMost Influential: 4,673rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,229thSmartest Citizens: 5,283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,589thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,657thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,872ndMost Cultured: 7,132ndLargest Populations: 8,664thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 9,856thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,218thMost Stationary: 13,138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,461st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Tsar Kasimir Sparkos's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics