Largest Agricultural Sector: 115th Most Corrupt Governments: 228th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 560th
The Imperial Tsardom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the undying union of man and machine
Tsar Kasimir Sparkos
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Kasimir Sparkos with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.658 billion Sparkvernians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czargorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sparkvernian economy, worth a remarkable 3,229 trillion novorubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 277,045 novorubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,057,092 per year while the poor average 50,232, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

Child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, the government is seen to favor Catholics, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sparkvernia's national animal is the white hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tsarism.

Sparkvernia is ranked 111,054th in the world and 2nd in The Chewlands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 571.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 115thMost Corrupt Governments: 228thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 560thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 587thLargest Insurance Industry: 786thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 812thMost Scientifically Advanced: 825thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,042ndMost Secular: 1,155thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 1,661stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,724thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,807thHighest Economic Output: 1,931stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,122ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,191stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,363rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,728thMost Efficient Economies: 2,735thLargest Black Market: 3,089thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,462ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,645thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,691stMost Influential: 4,505thSmartest Citizens: 5,040thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,120thMost Cultured: 6,411thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,700thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 9,009thMost Conservative: 11,962ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,044thMost Stationary: 14,922nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.

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