The Free Land of Phinastopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Celestia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.782 billion Phinastopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Phinastopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,347 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,113 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor. Crime is totally unknown. Phinastopia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Phinastopia is ranked 29,615^th in the world and 1,393^rd in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.