The Fauzjhian Birthly Kingdom of Ferlhizlishia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arthuria Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.313 billion Ferlhizlishians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birzlhia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ferlhizlishiani economy, worth a remarkable 4,186 trillion Birzlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 370,043 Birzlhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Ferlhizlishia are too busy serving the needs of the Rejected Realms to see Ferlhizlishians, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Ferlhizlishia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferlhizlishia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Birthism.

Ferlhizlishia is ranked 296,790^th in the world and 7,454^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 0.07 weapons per person.