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Elegarth was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 377
Largest Mining Sector: 223rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 648thMost Corrupt Governments: 685th
The Hallowed Angel of Death of
Iron Fist Consumerists
LIFE, IN ITSELF, IS NOTHING
God Emperor Elegarth
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Elegarth

Population28.24 billion

CapitalEleGard
LeaderGod Emperor Elegarth
FaithAtheism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalBlack Dragon

The Hallowed Angel of Death of Elegarth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor Elegarth with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.24 billion Elegarthians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EleGard. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Elegarthian economy, worth a remarkable 9,000 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,704 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

God Emperor Elegarth's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, and farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elegarth's national animal is the Black Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Elegarth is ranked 4,352nd in the world and 66th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 168,601.33 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 223rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 648thMost Corrupt Governments: 685thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,083rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,238thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,014thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,452ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,352ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,513thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,104thLargest Populations: 5,259thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,768thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,134thLargest Governments: 9,300thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,156thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,223rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,727thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,691stLargest Retail Industry: 13,148thNudest: 13,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,049thLowest Crime Rates: 14,255thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,726thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18,734thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,454thMost Authoritarian: 19,964thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,209thMost Cultured: 28,709thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,811thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,534th
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Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 77th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionNudest: 93rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 140th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 163rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 166th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 168th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 174th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 202nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 245th in the regionRudest Citizens: 269th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 300th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 330th in the regionMost Devout: 342nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 370th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 374th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, God Emperor Elegarth's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Elegarth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, Elegarthian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.

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