The Federal Republic of Aigania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Adriano Arthur with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.826 billion Aiganians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Progreso. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aiganian economy, worth an astonishing 17,018 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 534,743 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and people say chess victor Chancellor Adriano Arthur can kill you with mind-bullets. Crime is totally unknown. Aigania's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aiganiaism.

Aigania is ranked 291,575^th in the world and 11,200^th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.11 weapons per person.