The Community of Fluffiness is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.636 billion Fluffinessians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turnal. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffinessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Fluffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,384 Fluffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The treehouse in Pink Fluffy Unicorn Park is the tallest building in Fluffiness, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffiness's national animal is the pink fluffy unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fluffiness is ranked 990^th in the world and 35^th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,457.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.