The Card Farm of 1aaaaaaa is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 8.264 billion 1aaaaaaans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient 1aaaaaaan economy, worth 866 trillion poopies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,900 poopies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,013 per year while the poor average 18,440, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

1aaaaaaa has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1aaaaaaa's national animal is the peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1aaaaaaa is ranked 101,103^rd in the world and 2,456^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.