The United Socialist States of Rossortsy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.508 billion Rossortsyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primum Oppidum. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rossortsyian economy, worth 465 trillion Preciums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,698 Preciums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rossortsy's national animal is the Giant Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rossortsy is ranked 27,687^th in the world and 9^th in USSR for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,964.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.