The Federal Republic of Belarum is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Evan Burke with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.015 billion Belarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastia. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Belarian economy, worth an astonishing 10,764 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,158 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Belarian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, President Evan Burke is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime is totally unknown. Belarum's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Belarum is ranked 977^th in the world and 2^nd in European Union for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.