The Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
With Justice For All
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federal Republic of Belarum is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Evan Burke with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.972 billion Belarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Belarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,341 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 267,437 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Belarum's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Belarum is ranked 150th in European Union and 138,431st in the world for Safest, scoring -304.568 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 minutes ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Belarum, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Belarum, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Belarum, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Belarum voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Belarum, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Belarum, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Belarum, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Belarum, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Belarum, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 4 days ago: Belarum was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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