The Militarized Dictatorship of Bob the 3ed is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bob The 243rd with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 45.944 billion Bobites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bob Mansion. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bobite economy, worth an astonishing 10,013 trillion Golden DinHars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,960 Golden DinHars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bob the 3ed's national animal is the Clone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bobism.

Bob the 3ed is ranked 291,955^th in the world and 1^st in Bob the 3ed for Nicest Citizens, with 0.15 average smiles per day.