The Third Republic of Wilhelmenica is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Kate Lussy with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.243 billion Wilhelmenicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harring. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wilhelmenican economy, worth 120 trillion axles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,360 axles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the newest shade developed by Wilhelmenica's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wilhelmenica's national animal is the non-atlantic seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is '.

Wilhelmenica is ranked 11,521^st in the world and 228^th in the Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,473.04 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.